NFL fans are in stiches over the brand new mustache that CBS analyst Bill Cowher displayed on “The NFL Today” this afternoon.
Bill Cowher has donned his signature mustache for as long as football fans can remember. You never saw him cleanshaven during his Hall of Fame coaching career, and he opted to keep the mustache for his gig in front of the cameras.
But today, observers noted something peculiar about Cowher’s new ‘stache. As noted by Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy, it appears that Cowher totally forgot to dye the entire right side of his mustache:
Bill Cowher must have no real friends if nobody told him he forgot to dye the other half of his mustache. Just a preposterous look. pic.twitter.com/YgzFTqNrLd
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) December 29, 2024
And social media had a field day teeing off on Bill Cowher’s new look:
“strangely it appears he put LESS die on the opposite side of his hair as well. I think hes trying to be a Marvel villain,” a fan said.
“Or maybe he just can’t grow the stache on one side?,” questioned an observer.
“It’s like the black and white cookie from Seinfeld,” another quipped.
“You are going to look real silly when this look catches on in offices across America,” a fan joked.
You are going to look real silly when this look catches on in offices across America 😁
— New York Jets History (@nyjetshistory) December 29, 2024
“Bill going for that 50/50 stache,” joked another.
“It’s the new standard,” a fan said.
“Maybe he’s trying to set a new style trend,” a user joked.
“Fantasy Football loss punishment,” another suggested.
Bill Cowher Signed A New Deal With CBS
Cowher’s future with CBS was up in the air a year ago, with his contract set to expire. The network moved on from former NFL quarterbacks Phil Simms and Boomer Esiason, but Cowher wound up agreeing to a new two-year pact that keeps him in front of the cameras through at least 2025.
